i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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