she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
