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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
