My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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