whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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