return my video game
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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