Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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