bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My dick has a subreddit
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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