So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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