Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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