Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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