Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Randomize
