Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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