Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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