She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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