capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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