Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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