is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
