Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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