is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My vagina is very pro this idea
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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