your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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