My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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