He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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