He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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