If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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