For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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