be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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