on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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