I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
