So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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