This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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