Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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