shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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