Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We have started to decorate penises.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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