He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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