return my video game
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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