im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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