I'm jealous of your bromance
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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