Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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