so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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