You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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