I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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