I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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