you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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