what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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