okay pat passed out under dana's car
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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