How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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