I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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