how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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