"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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